Combining Cannabis and Masturbation

Combining Cannabis and Masturbation

Combining Cannabis and Masturbation


We have done dating, sex and kink but we have never looked at the best strains for alone time. Masturbation is an extremely important part of self-care, though it has been somewhat ignored or even demonised socially for a while. Studies have shown that regular self-love produces endorphins, reduces stress, relieves pain, and can even improve your immune system. Most importantly it allows us to connect with ourselves in a way that few other activities do. Many regular smokers absolutely swear by combining these two activities. Smoking can massively improve the experience by creating a focused and present bubble. It can heighten sensitivity and relaxation allowing your brain and body to experience intense pleasure. So here are just a few of the reasons that so many people say you should combine cannabis and masturbation. 


Anxiety and Stress


For a lot of people, it can be very difficult to achieve orgasm alone after a long day or a hard week. Stress and anxiety can play a large part in an inability to masturbate, especially for those who prefer to use their minds rather than videos. Cannabis can allow you to fully focus on yourself and block everything else out. A reduction in general stress and anxiety will not only make proceedings easier and more successful but significantly more enjoyable. 


Increased Endorphins 


As I mentioned in the opening paragraph masturbation is a fantastic way to release endorphins into your body. If you combine this with an uplifting strain you can drag yourself out of even the worst slumps. If you struggle with depression, another regular issue with completing, adding cannabis can make things a lot better. 




Sometimes we can struggle with masturbation because things just get stale. This can happen with yourself as well as with a partner. After a while, things can get boring or samey and this can damage our relationship with our own bodies. Some strains are fantastic for heightening sensitivity while also increasing creativity. Perhaps opening doors to getting some new items involved or just really romancing yourself instead of just getting to it. 


Better Os


Finally, cannabis that increases sensitivity and focus can also result in significantly better orgasms for men and women. Better orgasms are going to release more endorphins and generally improve your overall wellbeing. Also, realistically we don’t need to come up with a health or well-being reason to want to have better orgasms. Just treat yourself. 


Best Strains For Masturbating


Blueberry Headband


This strain is extremely relaxing and cerebral with a full-body effect that lasts and lasts. For this one I would definitely recommend having a smoke, having a hot bath, then another smoke in your towel on your bed and then, well the rest is up to you. This strain is a combination of Indica and Sativa which makes it ideal for anything sexy. It is relaxing and will ease the brain without making you fall straight to sleep. It has a pretty high THC level of 19 – 23% so it is nice and strong. Guaranteed that after getting self-involved with this strain you will have the best sleep of your life. Blueberry Headband also has a deliciously fruity flavour that will only add to the enjoyment of the proceedings. This strain has a flowering time of 63 – 68 days and can be grown indoors, outdoors or in a greenhouse.


North Thunderfuck


This baby may sound a little on the nose but it goes perfectly with masturbating. The sense of euphoria that comes with this strain is unrivalled and is accompanied by a full-body uplifting relaxation. It has an intense hit that can fire up your skin and enhance all of your senses. It has a pretty intense THC level of around 23% so be careful you don’t overdo it. You might just find yourself nodding off during. I would definitely recommend using some form of prop, preferably something that vibrates if possible. This strain will make you feel like you’re in some fantastic erotic daydream. She has a flowering time of 65 days and can be grown indoors or outdoors. 


Girl Scout Cookies


This strain is one of the highest recommended self-love strains. She has everything you could possibly want before just going to town on yourself. The effect is just a combination of euphoria and creativity that will have you figuring out amazing new things to try. GSC is also great for relieving pain and muscle spasms so combined with an orgasm your body is just going to feel perfect. The THC level is around 22% so it is pretty powerful but in this case, smoking a little more isn’t going to ruin your good time. This strain is the perfect one for really digging into that second drawer and bringing in as many props as you like. Or just light some candles, put on some fresh sheets, put some music on and just have the best time. Girl Scout Cookies has a flowering time of 55 – 63 days and can be grown indoors, outdoors or in a greenhouse. 


Sour Deisel 


Finally, this famous strain is fantastic for anyone who maybe hasn’t had time to get down in a while and needs a serious release. This strain is powerfully uplifting and cerebral with a hit of relaxation. Usually, it is used to deal with depression and stress so definitely a great option for anyone having a tough time at the moment. It has a deliciously sweet and sour flavour with a THC level of around 19%. It has a higher than average level of CBD at around 1-5%. This just enhances the medicinal aspect of this strain, so even if you are really struggling Sour Deisel can help. This strain is Sativa dominant and was created by combining Original Deisel, Northern Light, Shiva and Hawaiian genetics. She has a flowering time of 10 – 11 weeks and can be grown indoors or outdoors. 


So if you haven’t tried combining the fantastic pastimes of smoking weed and touching yourself this is your sign to give it a go. Have fun! 


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