‘Dankness falls across the land:
For the time of 4:20 is close to hand.
Creatures crawl in search of bud-o-so-green:
That’s right buddy, it’s Halloweed.’
WINNERS!
1. The George-o’-lantern: Nag Raves!
2. Cam The Ripper: Paul S!
3. The Lui-ving Dead: Uncle Fester!
Congrats to the dead lucky ones!
Are you ready for the scariest time of the year? You better be!
The Vault brings you Halloweed! The skunkiest time of the year. Or was it the spookiest? Meh, whatever!
For the next two weeks, enjoy our entire selection of seeds at 13% off! Enter the code ‘SPOOKY13‘ at checkout! But this time is not an unlucky number. Let me explain why – every time you place an order for £69 or more, you will get free delivery!
And, of course, we’re bringing one of the juiciest giveaways of the year. There are more than 120 seeds in this raffle! To enter and qualify, please leave a spooky and creative review of your top strains or breeders in the comment section below.
Do you want to know which prizes we are raffling? Check this out!
- The George-o’-lantern:
70 deadly Gorilla Cookies Auto seeds from Fastbuds!
- Cam The Ripper
30 spooky Super Kush Feminised Seeds seeds from Phoenix Cannabis Seeds
- The Lui-ving Dead
20 scary Pineapple Chunk Feminised Seeds from Barney’s Farm
Story Time
An eerie current of wind entered the office silently. One of our colleagues – our developer, started to sweat all of a sudden. His right hand was shaking while holding his computer mouse. The screens connected to his PC flicked little by little until fading into black.
A sudden thud floods the room. His inexpressive face lies on the desk. Without moving a single muscle of his body, his half-opened mouth started muttering an unintelligible sentence – “Don’t Fault The Vault”
As soon as I try to react and make my Office Manager aware of the situation, I can see him staring at an invisible point. From his wide-open mouth, the same words came out, energyless – Don’t Fault The Vault
I didn’t know what to do or where to run. My fate seemed to be written in bloody ink.
Accepting my doom, I just wanted to have my last smoke before becoming an empty human vase that repeats the same sentence over and over again.
When the subtle sound of my crumpling rolling paper was wishing me a so long goodbye, their repetitive mumbling sentences changed.
“Can I have a puff” – they stated in a unisonous voice.
That was it. I could feel cold shivers running up my spine. They weren’t just empty on the inside. They were also thirsty for my weed. My time came to an end.
“Don’t Fault The Vault”
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- Valid until the 9th of November 2022
- To apply the price reduction please introduce the code ‘SPOOKY13‘ at the checkout.
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GIVEAWAY TERMS
- Promo is live from 26th October 2021 to 9th November 2022
- One entry per person per social. Comments need to comply with the requirements asked at the top of the blog post.
- Entries are verified first so your entry may not show up for 24-48 hours
- Winners will be updated on this blog post on the closing date of 9th November 2022 + we will share the news on our social media pages. Winners will also be emailed directly and your details will remain discreet. We will only publish your name on the blog that is supplied with the entry
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- The draw will be random and the results are final
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Pineapple Chunk sounds scary to me.
BEST YIELDS WITH VARIOUS SEEDBANKS ORDERED THROUGH THE #VAULT RECOMMENDED ANYTIME EASY SHIPPING ETC 👍💯🔥🔥🔥
Would love to try Gorilla Cookies Auto – I’ve heard it’ll rip your arms off if you look at it funny. You better run Fast…buds.
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Barneys farm gorilla zkittlez
barneys farm white widow big bud
The WHITE WIDOW
💀
OF COURSE.
Triple cheese barney’s or some new kush
Heard a cracking sound in the Middle of the night ..
Just like steps
Then stopped
….them again
It was the Super Kush bursting thru the tent ….
Fck!!!
Now i need a new tent 🎃🎃
Thanks Team Vault!
👻 Gotta be Ghost train haze – this is a perfect strain for Halloween 🎃 sampling effects leave you “feeling like been hit as hard as a train, tingling rushes similar to feeling a ghost haze over me” spooky stuff those Haze strain’s halloween 👻
Awesome large giveaway this week guys! Cant wait for my new order to arrive 🙂
Durban Poison- full of THC-v (won’t kill you gently with munchies) energetic uplifting strain and will hit you gradually rather than instantly.
Pineapple Express Barney’s Farm
Good old Northern Lights, to make a trippy dippy Halloween 🦇
Blue cheese 🧀
It’s Halloween 🎃 a super silver haze wafted over the land 💨 royal queen seeds candy Kush 👹 seedsman seeds 🕷️scary white widow 🕸️ 🕸️ the size of a bush 🌲 purple ghost candy 👻 and ghost Train haze fastbuds whoo 👻 for something to blaze THE VAULT happy Hallowgreen..🎃
If you love scaring yourself silly on Halloween and beyond, these beatiful terrifying strains will do the trick from fast buds so far you need to order some deadly gorilla cookies and zombie wedding cheesecake these are sure to spook your neighbourhood and reap all the tricks and treats you deserve, Also there are a lot of people who swear they’ve seen ghosts. Could they all be lying? Could they all be missing some sort of rational explanation, I think it’s just Barney’s Farms ghoulish cultivars lurking in the night swaying in the wind or of your tent fans thumping their heavy scary pineapple chunks against your head top cultivar imo and both barneys and fastbuds are leading the way to the sweet and scary strong punchy treats the fastest, 1,2 fastbuds coming for you 3,4 barneys at your door 5,6 trim your leaves and sticks happy Halloween crew an fam gromies and growettes good luck on the giveaway be creative review and have fun mwaahhhaaahaaaha
White widow express auto fem from Phoenix is spoooky awesome, Amnesia haze from Herbies top notch and gives zombie brain, purple haze auto from sensible beautiful but black at heart, silver dragon seeds’ double Dutch gorilla are fire enough for a witch’s cauldron🌱
The gorilla cookies hiden behind the curtains waiting about me … Brrrr
Gotta love seedsman seeds always get a surprise and this time I got a free blueberry
DONT FAULT THE VAULT!!!’ Lol
Had nothing but good from you guys! Even got the #teamvault up in my grow room! Whooop thanks for the giveaway
My bruce banner grows so big it’s scary
Boo! Gelato CBG
Auto amnesia haze looks like a spooky tree!
Crop king seeds are frightening
Just the name white widow is scary
Zoinks Scoobs! Phoenix seeds are as durable as Jason Voorhees,.
Gorilla Cookies for Treats.
Had some success with Phoenix seeds and Female seeds so the super kush sounds pretty scary to me
Knock knock..
Who is there?
Black Zombie…
What?
Open up and find out heh heh heh…
What do you want?
I’m gonna make you lose your mind then put you to sleep…
Ok, hold on a sec 😀
Black Zombie Feminised from Lineage Genetics
(cross between Zombie Virus and Black Domina)
is a fast flowering high yield mostly indica strain that will knock you out.
Perfect for watching horror movies:
if you get too scared smoke more until you pass out!
Cant fault the Vault for my white widow seeds as always top quality
Phoenix seeds monster yield auto an auto strain that gets scary kola sizes
So here is my spooky story. I was sleeping dreaming of weed like I do at 420 on Halloween, but then I had a nightmare I was dreaming of our world but the planet was covered with mindless zombies full of hate and eating brains of chilled out farmers, dictating political ideas that don’t make any sense and inslaving the world. In my dream I had in my hands the catalytic seeds for saving our planet from complete destruction, Sensi Seeds Ruderalis Indica, I am going to breed some seeds and randomly slingshot them about the UK in March or April I hope someone else in the world has the same dream as me… Remember I am just dreaming and dreams are not illegal. Hope my dream comes true. weed world 420. Happy Halloween. Hope it’s a green monster your growing everybody . Love love from Doctor P.
Don’t fault the Vault!
Great selection from numerous breeders you guys smash it!
Mimosa X Orange Punch Auto Barney Farm
Nothing spookier than hearing a noise outside only to realise that it’s a Skunk about to stink you out of house and home. Happy Halloween. For the day before yesterday (I’m not THAT stoned!)
Nothing like a “Kush”on to hide behind
barneys farm amnesia lemon.
forgot all about the fruit…..
spooked…
Bruce banner is just waiting to get into her hulk costume!
Every grow has produced hard hitting moster nugs!
Just love my Ww x Bb ,yields are impressive.The vault is a great place to shop.
Gorilla fast is very impressive in both size and yield.
The scariest story so far ……… it’s was a cold November day 2024. …and BIDEN was back on the ballot ……NOW THATS SOME SCARY CHIT MAN
Now let me go puff puff my on my gorilla cookies I take a big chief hit and as I exhale I proclaim LETS GO BRANDON
The gorilla zkittlez is just what the doctor ordered.Thank you!
i think my favourite is amnesia but cant quite remember
The Vault is on fire!!!!! Black Zombie! Fire!
any chocolatey sweet strains like cream caramel from sweet seeds or gelato cookies mm skittlez,,,
Don’t fault the Vault!
Don’t fear the Reefer!
Barney’s Farm, RQS to name a few.
White Widow and Trainwreck once I grew.
So scary are the size of these yields.
You would think these seeds were grown in fields.
Thanks again for the team at Vault.
For providing a service that is hard to fault.
The breeders, the strains too many to name.
Number 1 seed bank, the accolade to claim.
Love all products and cannot wait to get more
Would love to get anything in my eyes your products are amazing
White widow 👻
Barneys Farm is the spookiest breeder of them all. Their Mimosa x Orange Punch is so frosty that it’s scary… 😱
Royal Queen seeds never fails to show life when planted. Other breeders seeds rotting below the soil will feed them