BREAKING NEWS: Ogre spotted, magic beans recovered
There has been an awakening deep within the primeval forests of Mellow-Stoned National Park.
A mystical being known for its immense power and giant stature has been spotted by hikers, dog-walkers and park rangers alike, leaving everyone that comes in contact with it feeling uplifted, red-eyed and with a really bad case of the munchies.
It is clear that this apparition was no common or garden Sasquatch passing through, or some hoaxer in a Halloween costume: In fact, all of the evidence points toward it being none other than the legendary Ogre spoken of in ancient folklore.
Our trackers followed the elusive beast’s funky, skunky scent to its makeshift lair: But save for a few broken twigs, some cracked picnic baskets and an empty jar of Nutella, the only remarkable item left behind was a stash of magic beans, which, upon closer inspection, appeared to be none other than the amazing Ogre strain by the maestros at The Joint Doctor;
One thing’s for sure: Whoever this Ogre chap is, he has some impeccable taste!
Enter now for a chance to win some awesome prizes
In honour of our amazing discovery, we hooked up with our buddies at The Joint Doctor to bring you this superb promo which could see two lucky winners each get their hands on the following earth-shattering prizes:
- 10 x Ogre feminised seeds by The Joint Doctor
- A great The Vault t-shirt
- A superb Joint Doctor hoodie
How to enter
To be in this competition with a chance of winning, Just like, share and comment on this Facebook post and / or comment on this blog post right here – The competition will run from 22/06/16 until 28/06/16, so move fast and make your entry count!
The lucky winners will be announced on 29/06/16: So good luck, have fun and remember to tell all of your buddies about this great promo so that they don’t miss out!
UPDATE: 29/06/16
Facebook – Scott Dentz https://www.facebook.com/scott.dentz.58 (Can you please send me a PM to claim your prizes)
Vault Blog – William Mangum (I will email you via the email you posted with to arrange delivery of your prizes)
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About the Ogre seed-strain
The genetic wizards at The Joint Doctor have distilled their extensive knowledge and expertise into crafting the uncompromising Ogre. This Sativa-dominant giant of a strain combines Secret Citrus and Durban Skunk genetics into an auto-flowering package which hits hard and hits fast.
Thanks to its accelerated growth pattern and wide structure, as well as its incredible yield potential, Ogre has become a favourite for collectors who like their seeds to pack a lot of punch and hit the ground running.
Known for its pungent skunk aroma with fragrant citrus undertones, this is a truly delicious strain which produces uplifting, euphoric effects and a sublimely chilled-out deep body stone.
Legal Disclaimer
The competition winners will have their prizes sent to them via recorded delivery. If you win the competition but don’t receive your prize, we cannot resend competition seeds, so you’ll have to raise this with your local delivery service (In the UK, for example, this would be Royal Mail).
Remember: It is illegal to germinate cannabis seeds in many countries. It is our duty to inform you of this fact and to urge you to obey all of your local laws to the letter. The Vault only ever sells or sends out seeds for souvenir, collection or novelty purposes.
Another wonderful promo!
Real nice
Your all just a bunch of stoners that Dabs and tokes joints ands smoke your pipes and makes Hash and helps cancer victims and grows weed and donates Seeds .
Yes your all just a bunch of Stoners and I am so lucky you are……….
My Friends.
STONERS RULE!
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I would love to win.
THANK YOU
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Tim The Stoner walks into the dispensary with a bag over his shoulder.
Tim sits down and lays his bag on the floor.
The Clerk says to the Stoner Tim, you can’t leave that Lyin there.
Tim The Stoner jumps out of his chair about crapped his pants, Thinking there was a lion and then says to the Clerk.
That’s No Lion..
That’s my Marijuana.
I’m here to buy a Bong Bro.
But now I need to change my pants dude.
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I hope I win!
Good luck all
Thanks for the chance, you guys rock!
The vault! Always up to somethin good for its customers, thanks for the opportunity George seeds
Always the best with The Vault. Thanks much for the shot. 🙂
Still trying to grow my first Ogre. Keeping my fingers crossed. First time growing…
Sign me up!
Thanks for the chance
Great promo guys!
AWESOME !!!
Thanks Joint Doctor & The Vault
Great comp guys, I could do great things with those seeds…. I need another t-shirt too, and I bet the hoodie is lush!
Cheers for another great contest 🙂
Throw my name in the hat guys, thanks!
I’d love to try the Ogre, my grow room is in sore need of some new genetics
Sweet competition, good luck everyone
i know y shirek is green now
In!!!
Hell yes. Release the horde. I’ll take some ogre beans. Thanks for the opportunity @ the vault team.
The genetics sound very interesting and the Joint Doctor knows what he’s doing.
Wicked!!
Good luck, thanks The Vault
Would love to try the ogre, thanks for the opportunity.
Thanks for another amazing opportunity. You guys at The Vault never disappoint.
This is a very creative idea! Thanks for the chance!
Another great chance to win a new strain plus shirt and hoodie theVault rocks
Thanks for the opportunity George!
Wow sounds like a great give away prize and could really use those I hear good things most everywhere about the vault I didn’t have a good experience on my first order but I will give the vault a second chance after all everyone deserves a second chance
Nice prizes. Good luck to all.
Vault never disappoints. Good luck everyone!! Hope to win me some ogre and that wonderful vault t Shirt
This is sounding like one great prize
I would love to add some joint doctor genetics to my collection. The vault is always rocking the promos and giveaways….thankso vault
Awesome guys.
Your promos just keep coming
Count me in
Count me in!! This sounds awesome!!
The ogre stops by the green room at “bud warriors take Over of live stoners” over on AFN…
Nice! Great competition guys. Look forward to the day it’s legal in UK…
Nice. Can’t wait to try them
would love to win!!!
Another great promo from The Vault! Would love to add some of the Ogre to my collection.
Awesome I’m in it to win it good luck everyone
The vault is the best seed bank.
Let’s go Ogre!
What an awesome competition and on my birthday too!
One Love <3
Want to try me some ogre beans.
You know i want a chance at this one !!!! AWESOME
In it to win it…Thanks to The Vault and The Joint Dr.
Ogre!
Hell yeah awesome giveaway! Would love to win, good luck all!
I hope i am the winner when this one is Ogre.