If you have a hankering for something ‘exseedingly’ good to add to your collection, look no further than the doctor of dankness himself: Dr. Krippling – available now at The Vault Cannabis Seeds Store!
Whichever strain you pick from team Krippling’s line-up, you won’t be disappointed: Expect outrageously massive yields, intense flavours and mind-blowing effects by the bucketload: Oh, and if there were prizes for coming up with the funniest strain names, we are sure these guys would have run out of trophy space on their mantelpiece a long time ago!
As a sneak preview of what to expect, let’s take a look at three of Dr. Krippling’s premium grade strains:
With its commanding presence, you can’t help but sit up and take notice when some Grand Heft Auto is in the room! This incredible strain is blessed with potent genetics which allow it to flourish with vigour and produce insane yields that simply have to be seen to be believed! Produced by crossing the mighty Northern Lights Auto strain with the infamous AK47, this auto-flowering marvel is perfectly at home indoors as well as out, with massive yields to be expected whatever environment it is placed in. A 19% THC level ensures that this variety packs enough punch to let you know that you are dealing with a true heavyweight: You’ll feel like calling out ‘Gouranga!’ once GHA takes effect, punting your brain to euphoric new heights whilst your body becomes one with the couch: Perfect for an epic gaming session or a tv-box set marathon.
This incredible strain will send your mind to infinity – and beyond! With its energising, uplifting vibe and incredible haze, mist and orange aromas, Buzz Light Gear is guaranteed to put a smile on your face! The 100% Sativa genetics of this strain allow it to produce THC levels of up to 23%, with mega-yields of crystal-encrusted goodness to be expected both indoors and out. While the effects on the mind are truly euphoric and exciting, it packs a real wallop that will knock your ass back to the stone-age, with a couch-lock inducing, supremely relaxing aura that might even send you drifting pleasantly off to dreamland.
Op, op, op, op, oppa Ganj Nam Style!
You might be singing when this strain takes hold, but you sure as hell won’t be busting any dance-moves: This truly ‘krippling’ crop takes a remixed variant of Big Bud and crosses it with Mekong High (the jungle-dwelling exotic variety from Vietnam and Laos), resulting in a strain that will cause time to slow down as you enjoy the remains of the day with an ear-to-ear grin on your face and not a care in the world.
Head over to our seedbank now!
Now that you’ve found out more about this awesome new breeder, why not head on over to our Dr. Krippling section and pick some seeds up today?
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Robert.